Close Keys

That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)

(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.

by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020

Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 06, 2020

key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

by Little-elfie January 24, 2018

Remy Key

This lover boy is amazing! he's the real thing a true romantic. he goes above and beyond! when you get ahold of him DON'T let go! he's crazy at times wild, but good crazy. too sweet for his own good but is not another "nice guy". there is so much more to him. OmG HE CAN KISS so great! like kissing a girl

"That guy is no Remy Key at all!"

"How sad. It sounds like he's your Remy Key, the one that got away."

by Amanda Awesome! September 11, 2018

bom in a key

To put a pinch of chewing tobacco between your gum and cheek.

As soon as I finish my Chipotle I'm gonna put a big fat bom in a key, with my favorite Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut.

by Ben J. L. November 11, 2007

Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018

carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 22, 2012