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Dutch Rail

A more direct form of the "Dutch Oven". When 'person one' places a straw in their ass, and 'person two' places the other end of the straw in their nostril, and proceeds to inhale a fart.
"That girl was a freak, she gave Aaron a Dutch Rail!"

"After a couple Dutch Rails, I'll try anything!"
by AllDayEveryDay January 15, 2009
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Old Dutch

A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.
Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.
by biomanrox October 19, 2010
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Dutch Comedy

1) A comedic film, of Dutch origin.

2) A Porn movie. safely named 'Dutch Comedy' because the Dutch are not noted for their humor, or indeed, their film industry. when they do make a film, it's probably dark and depressing, but they do make great porn movies!
Dave: 'Are you doing anything tonight?'

Wayne: 'Yep! My girlfriend's away, so I've got a new Dutch Comedy from America and a box of tissues. I'm going to self abuse until I cum blood.'

Dave: 'Oh!'
by Just247 April 13, 2010
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Dutch Fireman

Having someone complete the act of pissing by shaking the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.
JB gives the best dutch fireman when your drunk.
by Rock Daddy December 18, 2008
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Dutch Friday

An Asian dude thinking he's a Dutch party animal in Amsterdam
by Kramer@yahoo August 18, 2010
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dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.
John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!
by soxpup November 14, 2007
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Dutch Braid

Poo...in your hair.
I gave Missy a Dutch Braid. She was picking poo out of her hair for days.
by Modred August 13, 2017
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