nite mama

nite ma•ma
-noun

1. a prostitute.
2. an older, usually sexually attractive woman.
3. see night mama

"50 miles an hour with the with the with the NIIIIIIIIITEEEEE MAMAAAAAASSSSS..."
-Limozeen, "Nite Mamas"

"Did you see those heels? What a total nite mama."

by Alia P-S May 19, 2007

Nitinerary

A list of places to be and people to see on a night out.

Save some coke for the last stop of the nitinerary, we'll need it.

by Suido February 23, 2009

nitro surprise

when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls anus. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.

i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.

by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010

Nitnert

A person who sleeps on the wrong side of the bed

We are sleeping top and tail, the tail is a nitnert

by iamQmai March 15, 2011

Nitrostudious Douchebaggery

The act of appearing or assuming holier than thou. Thinking you are better than anyone and anything without paying your own debts. This kind of attitude comes from out of nowhere and can be dropped at a dime it usually come from people with low self esteem problems and being raised in an abusive enviroment and most likely on government assisted programs.

The woman pulled her nitrostudious douchebaggery attitude in the food stamp office to make herself feel better.

by Dr. Crackahoe December 3, 2011

nitwittendom

1. A state of being surrounded by nitwits.

2. A community of nitwits.

Iowa voters found themselves immersed in a sea of nitwittendom made up of presidential candidates.

Mitt and Newt were the leaders of New Hampshire nitwittendom.

by wildpops1952 December 23, 2011

nitdick

Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.

That troll is still on your case? Let me deal with him. That nitdick is about to go up in flames.

by HairyMelvin July 22, 2015