Need love

Someone who does have some nice features but isn't really attractive to the point that you kind of look past their unappealing looks to consider showing them some love because it looks like they need it, aka, have sex.

Guy 1: "Hey have you ever noticed that fat girl over there who always comes to the parties?"

Guy 2: "who?"

*Guy 1 points to the girl sitting on the couch*

Guy 2: "Where? Oh the need love, yeah I noticed her "

by Dodi Al Fayed April 21, 2018

we need to talk

your screwed and fucked up its over...i cant believe you fucked my mom...

jennie told steve she couldnt believe hed fucked her mom AGAIN so she told him they needed to talk

by dipshit September 27, 2003

dubz needlerz

dubz needlerz are the dirtiest weapon combo ever to be used in halo 2. dual wielding needz may not be instant pwnage, but the needz never fail to get the job done.

Steve 0 - Hey Fatty, what's the best Halo weapons?

Fatty - Dubz Needlerz, YEAH!!!!

by Stephen Efird January 27, 2007

u need some milk

when u fuck up something

(someone slips on ice) haha u need some milk!

by yermain September 7, 2016

i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap

baby I need my issue right now

by spacekatt March 19, 2018

You need Jesus!

For when someone is deciding to be a dumb person.

Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*

by *cough* hello July 3, 2019

your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008