I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008

ima need to get that check

a term used by the brault guy when he pulls up to kustomwerx autobody in that van and has that flip phone and needs to get the check for paint supplies and materials

"hey there partner how ya doing, ima need to get that check, you got that check?

by getthatcheck1 May 17, 2014

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

by jj girl gamer November 30, 2016

you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.

*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.

by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017

Yall need to die

When someone gets so pissed off at something and expresses their anger in a clearly unnecessary way. Almost always creating unnecessary drama.

“Omg yall need to die” she screamed in the hallway of her house rushingly putting on her coat and slamming the front door after fighting with her mother.

by Gurl who has time rn December 2, 2018