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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024
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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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Newtrogic

Upbeat and bright, typically to an overwhelming or obnoxious degree, but with a noticeable undertone of sadness.
"The piece is primarily upbeat, and the surrounding masses echoed that cheeriness, but the sharp-eared among us could clearly hear--this was not a performance of whimsy, but of newtrogicity."
by acceleratehedge January 26, 2025
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newtrition

All da refined-and-processed culinary-crap dat modern-day humans are stuffing down their gullets and invalidly viewing as healthy. Why not just go back to "oldtrition" --- i.e., simple natural fare like ordinary fruits 'n' vegetables, whole grains, lean meats, and fresh milk and butter and cheese like yer gramma used to serve??
Da term "newtrition" could also refer to either a balanced diet for yer tiny colorful amphibian buddies, or a meal-regimen dat actually includes said pliable wetland-dwellers. Presumably da recipient of said diet would just be a garter snake or other natural-toxin-immune organisms, though, since these small harmless-looking critters are actually highly poisonous to humans and many other meat-eating creatures. In fact, it's even advisable to wash your hands well after merely handling them, as even the comparatively minute amounts of their bodily-excretions dat you'd absorb through your skin can be very problematic.
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
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Newtons Cradle

A threesome consisting of at least two males, where one male is in the middle penetrating the third party and being penetrated by the other male, the middle male will thrust in and out to deliver pleasure to all parties like a Newton’s cradle.
Woman: “What’d you do last night?”
Man: “I was in the middle of a newtons cradle, talk about double trouble!!”
Woman: “man or woman?”

Man: “MEN.”
by GR3NAD33 March 12, 2026
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Newton

A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.
My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
by spidey2x June 10, 2025
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Newton

fuck you newton
by Medosh November 11, 2025
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