Filipino Mustache

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.

Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.

by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012

Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.

Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.

by Blunt09 December 23, 2009

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

poo mustache

To chip-shot a soccer ball over the goalies head in soccer and/or fifa.

Bill: Yea Ron got really close to the goal and goalie came out, then ron just chipped it right over his head
Illan: Yea, he poo mustached him good.

by xandarius_S December 29, 2007

mustachist

Any person who is completely against the having or growing of a mustache.

Billy was a mustachist, he hated the feeling of hair under his nose, so he shaved every day.

by lemonlime071 November 20, 2012

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013