Morning Delight

Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!

"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"

"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"

by chefjim March 17, 2009

Morning-after pancakes

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.

by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014

t'morning

Also used widely to describe the following morning; used in circustances mirroring tomorrow, (t'morrow).

"I'm headed home. I'll see you t'morning".

by K Sears September 22, 2005

morning sickness

1. What chicks get when they forget to take the pill and get knocked up.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.

1. I've had morning sickness for the a month, now.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.

by Randz November 25, 2006

Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

by Bandylank January 20, 2009

morning stunner

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.

If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?

by Anita Dick April 22, 2005

morning wood

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.

by PiE! March 18, 2003