mineta monday

Eat a grape monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

national monday day

I made national monday day because i wanted to

its national monday day

by monday master February 8, 2021

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday

“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song”

by p3n!s April 19, 2021

fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

nascar moded

“When you’re so fucking drunk that you sit in a bathtub and start thinking that you’re a nascar driver in the water. Gear shifting and sounds are included…”

Example:

Brad: “dude I got so nascar moded last night that I even started to shift the gears in the bathtub”

by texasandmontana July 12, 2021