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University of Minnesota Duluth

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.
Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch
by Redheads.don’t.got.souls April 10, 2022
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Minnetonka

Wannabe cake-eaters. People form Minnetonka, like most suburbs of the twin cities, are just jealous that they arent from edina. There is no getting around it, Edina is just superior.
Minnetonka has the Lakes, but Edina has the boats.
by TiffanyOharris November 13, 2005
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minneapolis

1. a dumb city in a dumb state that nobady cares about.
2. a place that people think is ghetto cuz they might see black people walking around.
3. a city with no nightlife with the exception of a few bars full of 19 yo skanks
4. worse than chicago by far, detroit, st louis, millwaukee and every other city in the midwest.
5. a downtown with two important aves hennepin and first, everything else is dead.
6. about 75% of the city is actually suburban.
7. The coldest metro area in the continental us, by mean temperature
8. cops are nice compared to other cities (NYPD, LAPD)
9. people drive like idiots and gridlock
10. so cold and snowy that they made skyways to walk around
11. terrible public transportation one train that goes to the mall and back
12. residents who think they live in the best city ever and walk around with 612 hats
13. Once you leave the outskirts of the city all of a sudden you are in the middle of nowhere for the next million miles
MN person: Minneapolis is the shit!!!!
Me: yea cuz u grew up on a farm u fool.

MN: MPLS is much better than detroit or chicago!
me: have you ever left this worthless state?
by AlexAitch November 17, 2007
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Minnesota Twins

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years
The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse is an extremely fat girl who lets her fat hang out of her pants. The belly is the minnie mouse head and the titties are the ears.
Eww, here comes Minnie Mouse she needs to tuck that shit in!
by Sarah (GiGGLeS) April 17, 2008
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Minneapolis

Date rape capitol of the US. Do not go out without friends. Do not let anyone buy you a drink.
I went to Minneapolis a year ago for a weekend. I went out and got drunk. Woke up in my hotel room the next morning. Dont remember anything after i met this guy and all his friends. My ass was sore for a week. Finally a year later some of the events from that evening are coming back to me.
by scaredofminnesota February 6, 2012
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minneapolis meltdown

Ur on vacation in minnesota and ur girl is giving ya head....right when ur about to blow u puckh her in the nose, pull out cum in her face and throw her out in the cold to let the cum and blood freeze together.
Damn Pick It up gave the bitch the Minneapolis Meltdown
by Matt Carnes Pick It up February 25, 2009
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