middle ground

A place of your own where you can go to just hang out.

My middle ground. (someones house)

by -Duyn- May 13, 2005

Middle finger ring

What mostly closeted (sometimes openly) gay men wear to show as a hint or a sign that they are homosexual. like how people who are married wear rings on their ring fingers to show they are married

-“How do you know he’s gay?”
-“Are you kidding? He’s wearing a Middle finger ring.”

by Rasberry yellow June 10, 2018

Middle Man

An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.

Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!

by The Fig December 30, 2010

Middle Passage

Passageway between two subway cars used almost exclusively by black or Latino youth while the train is in motion.

Despite the explicit warning that passage between cars is dangerous and prohibited, you will inevitably witness a minority youth carelessly passing between cars, usually while holding their pants up with one hand or adjusting their hooded sweatshirt.

While on the Red Line, I witnessed an Englewood homeboy utilizing the middle passage between cars somewhere between Jackson and Roosevelt.

by CTARider November 13, 2011

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

middle-raged

a time in a person's life between the ages of 45-50, where everything makes said person extremely angry.

Jeff began to believe he was crazy when he would start screaming at random people at exactly 2pm everyday, until he realized he was 46 and he had hit his middle-raged years.

by vms August 6, 2015

middle school

1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.

2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.

3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.

4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary

5.) see hell

1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.

Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY

emo: ITS FUN

2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole

4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.

5. The Government welcomes you to hell.

So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.

by One little hellian January 12, 2017