Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.

Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.

by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020

martse

Super star .... Famous .... Future millionaire

Your Martse has reached its peak

by Billy Blanks January 27, 2021

martstinsej

first meaning: to freak the fuck out from seeing a small inanimate object such as a sticker.

second meaning: when you mistake a child for a baby monkey and throw bananas at it.

people often spell this word with a "g" at the end but that would give it a whole new meaning.

friend 1: "..... ahah i thought a baby was a monkey and i threw bananas at it earlier.."
friend 2: "hahahahahahhaha thats called a martstinsej!"
friend 1: "that's a THING???!!"

second scenario

stranger one: " man i saw that guy over there run away from a sticker! it was hilarious"
stranger two: "oh man he really had a martstinsej??! i missed it!"

by mm.spook👻 January 28, 2021

Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT

I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Mateship

1. A relationship similar to friendship, but beyond. An unbreakable bond between two people regardless of sex, age, race, religion etc. Particularly used in reference to Australians and the Australian Military.

2. (On occasion) Relationship of two friends which includes regular sex (both casual and ranked competitive). Most usually between males.

1. It was their Mateship that kept him going on.
2. It was their Mateship that kept him going on.

by Chrithpynator April 5, 2021

Matsimist

An individual who honors the lord and savior Mat Sim. This religion is currently exclusive to the state of Pennsylvania.

“Bro, Sean just converted to the Matsimist religion”

by patricko880 April 8, 2021

Matos

Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.

My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )

These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.

Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.

Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.

Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/

by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021