Mathew

The most homosexual human gay to ever exist, flexible creature that will fondle with himself. Do not interact with at all costs.

A Mathew is homoesexual

by RoastedPotato February 8, 2020

Matheo

A name given to a male with a penis so short, their parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'.

Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.

"I named my child Matheo because of his incredibly small penis"

"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"

by caytlinbbe September 5, 2009

mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

mather

Mather is the word to describe a person that:
1) Follows Hittlers Belifes
2) Acts really Gay (you know what i mean)
3) always over reacts on the Habbit or Lord of the rings.

Person 1: what is he doing?
Person 2: he's a mather

by the person at home January 19, 2008

Mathew

A nickname for twitchy

I met a Mathew today

by Talcat March 15, 2019

Mathea

A Scandinavian girl. She is probably richrich because of her dad. Be careful around her, she can seem all smart and nice, but she always has a plan. Take care people. Take care.

Girl 1: Who is that girl with the LV purse and Burberry coat?
Girl 2: Probably a Mathea.

by CallMeYourSexyNanna January 26, 2020

Dirty Matheo

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.

We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo

by cööchie män February 5, 2021