Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.

Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025

The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.

Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.

by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025

Fitzy Method

lodging your vape pen in the tip of your penis and hitting a blinker until you release and your semen and the smoke ooze out

I was bored last night and I used the Fitzy Method

by Vewwycool February 20, 2025

Jyro Method

Having feels for you hbs ex and wanting to fuck with them.

“Why you want my ex now?” “Thats the Jyro method.”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

Jyro Method

When your hb has feelings for your hoe while yall together.

“Bro had feelings for my girl whole time i was with her and ain’t say nun. That’s that Jyro Method”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

Ice Method

Using an ice cube when eating your girl out; making it wetter, fun, and she won’t be leaving you after it.

Dude I used the ice method and she can’t leave me alone.

by Carpet_Muncher3000 February 24, 2025

Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.

"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"

by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025