pocket message

Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.

You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.

by SeattleGirl10 March 1, 2010

Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

i message game

perfect for replying to sad texts and proving you have an iPhone

mom: son, I'm so sorry but your dad has died after having a heart attack last night
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"

by kapow March 18, 2019

text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010

Messcan

Mexican male fresh outa jail... Tatted up wit a glock.

Mexican male pushin through the border... dealin to the old school tv crowd... Haha

Mexican male.

Messcan: Fuck wit a messcan girl...

Girl: Here's my number.

by youngg13 February 26, 2013