Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.

McDonald Trump by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022

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Audra McDonald

An amazing singer and actress. She appeared famously as Sarah in the Broadway production of Ragtime, and has won (so far) four Tony Awards. She has multiple albums out, and still performs around the country. Just listening to her crystal clear voice will give you goosebumps!

1:Hey, I need a pick-me-up

2: Why don't you go see Audra McDonald perform in the city today?

1: Holy shit! She's in town! I wouldn't miss a chance to see her!

Audra McDonald by SocialFauxPas July 14, 2010

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mcdonald trump

Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.

If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.

mcdonald trump by ManMan36 May 10, 2016

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McDonald's

Shitty restaurant run by a huge, greedy corporation that cares only about making a profit. They don't care about the health of their customers or the wellbeing of the animals in the poorly run slaughterhouses that supply the hormone and disease laden meat for your mcnuggets or big mac. Once you get away from that fatty, nasty food, you'll never wanna go back. Read Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser or Don't Eat This Book by Morgan Spurlock. Educate yourself. And it's not just McDonalds you oughta steer clear of.

McDonald's is the leader of the fast food industry, so it's easy to single them out, but it's not just them.

McDonald's by BabyFireflyyy June 19, 2009

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