Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Fraser Martin

A man with many things. A huge penis being one of them. He may be visually impaired but he is visually pleasing. Fraser Martin’s are often shy of shaving due to the constant attention they get for their rugged lumberbeard. Fuck me pls Fraser Martin x

Just had the best hug ever from Fraser Martin!

by Bigcocklongboi November 7, 2020

Naked martin

Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly

Wo mark did you see naked martin

by Dan hambly November 24, 2020

Shawn Martin

This cute guy who thick asf, He so fine and he got hella money for all the bad bitches 😩

Guy: Yo Shawn Martin is coming! Hide ya girl!!!!
Guy 2: Shit she gotta hide me instead cuz dayum 😩

by XOElite November 15, 2021

Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 5, 2018

carter martin

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.

Carter Martin is amazing.

by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018