Martin Braithwaite

GOAT of Football (Soccer)

Also known as Martin Goatwaite

Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?

Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck

by borhec007 February 19, 2022

Angry Martin

When an east texas cowboy goes to Brazil and fucks shit up. Legend has it that the original Angry Martin was done in such a way that brought wealth and fortune to those who follow in his footsteps. Similar to the Angry Green Team, but done in Latin America.

I got a chance to go to Brazil and pull an Angry Martin

by Green Team Three November 29, 2012

Lizzy martin

A whore who will sleep with your boyfriend with no cares given at all. Will sleep with anyone who comes her way.

john: so who is jim cheating on you with?

Sara: oh definitely a Lizzy martin

by Bucklebuni October 15, 2019

Brendan Martin

ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy

Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin

by I’m a cowboy not a surfer August 19, 2019

Amy Martin

The best girl ever. I love her so much, she’s beautiful and funny and smart and kind. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me

I love Amy Martin

by july29 March 24, 2022

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 25, 2023

Devin Martin

Devin Martin is the most common homosexual name in the US

" Hey my names Devin Martin and I'm round and gay!'

by orderlymayham April 29, 2019