Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans

God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log

by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018

The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut

Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches

by The_big man March 15, 2022