london logging

Big London shit

“Oh boy I just did a classic London logging”

by London_logger May 22, 2019

Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.

Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.

by Tcd November 21, 2013

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell April 06, 2016

log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015

Sour log

When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.

Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.

by DaddyWeakKnees September 13, 2022

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 27, 2020