The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
Get the Jogger's Logmug. Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020
Get the log sogginmug. Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
Get the Dog Logmug. When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018
Get the hot loggingmug. When packing a bowl of weed, you grind up a medium-sized bowl and also include a few larger chunks of bud, which act as "logs" or coals within the bowl to help it burn longer.
by Lukasdukas11 October 22, 2015
Get the log packinmug. by London_logger May 22, 2019
Get the london loggingmug. Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
Get the Doodle Loggingmug.