Wet Lay-Up 

While banging a girl on the bench at your local outdoor basketball court, you proceed to pull out your dripping wet hog and smack the unsuspected target in the face five or six times. Bonus points if you do it with your tongue out like Michael Jordan.

Jeff: anyone seen Chris?
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.

Wet Lay-Up by JM Dola April 28, 2021

Phil lay me-on 

Like a piece of meat that rich niggas eat, you order Phil lay me-on and they think youre fancy

Rich nigga: Lemme get uh, Phil lay me-on
Waitress: ooh you fancy huh?

Phil lay me-on by SmoochieWallace November 21, 2016

boy lay 

kind like you're tellin them that their full of shit.

"My butt is bigger than yours"....."Boy lay!"

boy lay by Robert Moss April 7, 2005

liquor lay 

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...

liquor lay by Nathan7921 March 13, 2009

Net-lay  

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

Net-lay by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

in lay 

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

in lay by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

Sack Lay 

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

Sack Lay by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013