Late variables

When you commit to do something fun with your friends only to be told by your partner you have to change your plans.

Ken: are you still coming on the holiday we planned?
Dan: sorry, I’m experiencing late variables.

by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

Late to the party

become aware of or get involved in something long after others.

"I didn't get into Nirvana until after MTV Unplugged came out—I'm always late to the party"

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

Late

It's what you are and always shall be, in reference to something in the past

Jason: You're late!
Lucas: for what?
Jason: everything.

by lee the mii brawler April 12, 2019

The late show

Police terminology for 3rd shift.where.depending on the precinct.things can either be crazy y pretty tranquil.

Since Harry bosch is now semi retired michael connelly wrote . the late show to introduce us to a new female protagonist

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

late shilo

When the garbage crew guy from Ren fest over sleeps and leaves ass his comrades down till he can wade through the cesspool of turkey leg eating monsters to shine a light at the end of the tunnel when his horns touch fest grounds.

700 sweep isn't done yet? Damn must be a late Shilo

by Shadezilla the vanilla gorilla September 19, 2021

lated

Bored or unhappy. Opposite of elated.

How are you?
Ehhh, pretty lated..

by zoeydarlin January 13, 2008