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Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
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Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant
That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.
by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023
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Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to likes to hang out in the kitchen, without purpose or meaning.
Frank, Lil’ ChikChak, and Princess Fussilia chronic kitchen chillers who loved to hang all day long at the breakfast table … playing dominoes, watching Beavis & Butthead vidoes, and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.
by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022
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Lankybox kitchen

An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN
Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis
by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023
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sam in the kitchen

when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"

"sam in the kitchen"

"chee"

*dap*
by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021
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Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022
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kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.
Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.
by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023
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