Kentucky Mudflap

1.Noun A common term for mullet
2.Noun loose, moldy vaginal lips

1.ME:man, earl needs to shave his kentucky mudflap

Bob:Ya he looks like white trash

2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap

by theV@gtibleF@rmer March 6, 2011

Kentucky

A half-Midwestern/half-Southern state in the Ohio River Valley. This is a pretty good state that has a rich history and was a far more Unionist, not Confederate, state during the Civil War. Yet many people, but definetely not all, try to act and appear like they are pro-Southerners, mant of those people being rednecks. This is why a great majority of people see the whole state as Appalachia, full of incest and bare-footed hillbilly culture. Despite all the negative things there, Kentucky is a great state. It was orignally settled by people from both Virginia and Pennsylvania. It has 4 metropolitan statistical areas: Louisville, Lexington, Owensboro, and Covington.

Kentucky is supposed to be a pro-Unionist Midwestern state who does most of its business with Indiana and Ohio.

by Ryan March 30, 2004

Kentucky

Disabled Dan, if you make another stereotypical remark about my Midwestern native state again, I'll make sure you ARE disabled, punkbitch!

Kentucky is awesome; Disabled Dan in a moron.

by Ryan The Bush-Supporter February 26, 2005

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 17, 2008

kentucky sunglasses

A prank played on an unsuspecting friend in which one droops their balls over their friend's eyes.

I gave tubgirl a pair of kentucky sunglasses.

by Bizzle My Nizzle September 30, 2007

kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

Kentucky Time Machine

An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.

Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.

by A Small Jamaican Child August 3, 2010