Kentucky Face Grader 

An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.

On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.

Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.

Kentucky Face Grader by jt1224 September 7, 2009

Kentucky Circumcision

The act of circumcising a Hillbilly by kicking his sister in the jaw.

Jethro wound up with a nasty infection when his brother Jimbob got jealous and kicked thier sister in the jaw and giving him a Kentucky circumcision.

Kentucky Circumcision by Stuperman August 1, 2006

kentucky cobra 

Part of a tailpipe, laying along the road, particularly in Kentucky, when seen, the curved part sticks up out of the grass like a cobra.

Looky there at the the Kentucky Cobra over there in the grass.

kentucky cobra by John Stigall May 17, 2006

Louisville, Kentucky 

1. The most awesome city in Kentucky

2. The largest city in Kentucky

Dude, you're from Louisville, Kentucky! That makes you AWESOME!

Louisville, Kentucky by Uberjoe19 November 2, 2008

buttfuck kentucky 

Variation on a theme; identical in meaning to Buttfuck Egypt, buttfuck nowhere, etc. Mainly used in reference to rural towns or suburbs far removed from a city center.

"Dude, on the way home from that party I fell asleep on the bus and ended up in Buttfuck Kentucky."

buttfuck kentucky by Kyosanshugi March 18, 2005

Kentucky bank roll 

A large wad of one dollar bills.

Person 1: I have $23 in my wallet, all in 1's!
Person 2: Wow, that's quite a Kentucky bank roll you got there.

Kentucky bank roll by osu fan August 11, 2006

Kentucky Ass Burglar 

1. A famous burglar from Kentucky who literally stole people's ass by cutting them off with his saw.

2. An other name for someone who is an asshole or a nerd and has a southern accent.

"Oh, I know Rob. That jackass is one Kentucky ass burglar.

Kentucky Ass Burglar by Sex Master 69 February 9, 2010