Joey 

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

Joey by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey 

A Joey is a beautiful handsome boy. Very silly boy who loves to MC.

Who’s that rapping? Oh that’s a Joey

Joey by Hotdog diggy dog September 24, 2025

Joey 

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.

Girl 1:isnt that joey
Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.

Joey by Stt10709 October 7, 2025

Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

Joey by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

joey

When you peek over the top of a bathroom stall to catch a look, with your hands holding onto the top of the stall like a baby kangaroo would peeking out of its pouch.

I had no idea where my mate had disappeared to in the bar, so I checked the bathroom and did a joey to see if he was on the toilet.

joey by sackernz February 8, 2026

Joey

The most sexiest dark skin that you can ever imagine I will let him in my bed anytime He’s the most sweetest person I ever met. That is my boyfriend right there that you’re talking about he gives me guess. He text me every day sometimes. Just sweet in general he also be just a rage baiting me which makes me laugh, but I also makes me mad. I love you, Joey that is the best boyfriend that you’ll ever had.

Guy 1: I wish I was gay to get a joey

Girl 1: am I your girlfriend or not cause you’re talking about another man?

Joey by taliahsecretswiththebook February 21, 2026

Joey! 

the best bf in the whole fucking world that makes you orgasm every time you look at him! omg hes soooo hot! Hes the best person in the world and his gf loves him more than anyone in the whole world and always will<3

girl1;"shes going out with Joey!..lucky bitch."
girl2; "He has a nice ass and a big big yum!"

Joey! by joeylover May 2, 2012