Cot Jockey

Ambulance driver. Usually characterized by their NREMT patch and window decal. Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pager.

It took 2 crews of cot jockeys to load their fat ass in that ambulance.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

sausage jockey

A gay man. Taken from the movie "Rock Star."

The lead singer is a closeted sausage jockey.

by Sprocket The Dog December 18, 2002

jocked up

Dressed out in sports gear, especially refers to wearing a jockstrap/athletic supporter.

A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"

by SportGuy September 21, 2008

cock jockey

1:A man who rides other mens cocks- imitating the motions of a jockey.

2:A giant cock who competes in horse racing

Robert Fryar and Simon Cheng are cock jockeys.

by ? June 2, 2004

cock jockey

A homosexual who enjoys the art or riding a dick like a jockey rides a horse

I wonder who's going home with that cock jockey for some late night action.

by tbone32 September 11, 2006

keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Dick Jockey

slang word used to define a homosexual. meant to parody the word Disc Jockey, the term is often used for 'gays' that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth shit piles similar to race horses.

'boy that dick jockey can shit.'

'did you really do all that shit?'

by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006