Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

Jeff Bowden

The greatest Offensive Coordinator in college football today. His offensive strategy is light years ahead of everyone else. Norm Chow ain't got nuthin on Jeffie.

Damn..........Jeff Bowden is da bomb. Did you see that 1 yard out pattern he called on 3rd and 20? That's pure genius right there.

by Bobby Bowden September 28, 2006

Jeffra

Jeffra is a name for a girl who was born to be an american badass. Jeffra's are for the most part are nymphomaniacs, and great in bed and also great kissers. They also love animals, especially horses and have extremely strong legs. A Jeffra will always get in your face and read you the riot act if you say the wrong thing. Never challenge a Jeffra to a gunfight, you will lose! On the other end, a Jeffra is extremely smart and has an infectious laugh and is very easy to talk to. Jeffra's are brite funny and adorable and is very loyal to her friends and family.

That girl is gonna pull a Jeffra on me.

by TruDIESEL July 6, 2011

Jefter

NOUN: A vastly unattractive person (arrogant)
ADJECTIVE: boring, failure, disappointing (eg a party)
VERB: Jeftering - to irritate someone for a long time.

"Stop Jeftering me!"
"You're such a Jefter"
"That party was a Jefter"

by Turtleface May 1, 2014

Jeffny

is a smart girl. she is very intelligent. she is such a hard worker. she is so studious.

My parents always encourage me to be me Jeffny.

by i love mee im da bestt<3 July 12, 2010

Jeffi

Jeffies are opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. In other words any form of opioid medication. Usually in the form of but not limited to; oxycodone or hydrocodone. Many name brands of "Jeffies" are; Oxycontin "The King Jeffi", or weaker forms of "Jeffies" sch as Loraltab or Percocet. Other forms of "Jeffies" are such forms of opioid such as methadone, codeine, morphine, and even on some cases heroin. The name "Jeffi" derives from the people who sell drugs like these. When buying such drugs you have to deal with low life's that aren't legally named "Jeffi" but just look like they should be. This is from things like being overweight and having bent up glasses and being over medicated on Jeffies at all times.

Hey man you wana celebrate and grab a couple jeffies and watch a movie?" or "Dude im so jeffied right now I don't know when I'm asleep or when I'm awake its crazy brah." or "Man I love Jeffies but I hate Jeffi.

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011