Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

JAR

That is whack and not cool, not lit

That dudes car is so jar. His hair is jar as hell.

by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022

Jar

Someone who is extremely annoying/fake, but also someone who tries to be involved in something where they are not welcome.

"Oh my god, stop being a jar. You're just being... a jar"

by Snooblay1999 April 4, 2017

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015

Jarring

When someone is being beyond annoying, bare jarring

Joe is so jarring asking to roll every 5 minutes!

by Matty0111 December 27, 2020