Joey Jones 

The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.

Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!

I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!

Joey Jones by Dave Dicksucker April 15, 2009

jonesif 

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends

I feel bad for him he's a jonesif

jonesif by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016

JoNeshia 

The ultimate level of cool, calm collectiveness. The ability to sit bakk and evaluate a situation without jumpin in it head first...Also mean beautiful

Damn, you see how calm that bitch is??? She JoNeshia for real...

JoNeshia by shwtyjo_12 November 22, 2011

Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.

no joke, its all true go to bju.edu

Bob Jones University by Militant Liberal May 4, 2005

Jonesy'd 

To reference one's own created word and then proving it's existence through an objective authority such as Urban Dictionary, Wiki_____, etc.

As in a game of scrabble or other words-for-points game, a player may reference a self created word expecting a score change in their favor.

"Triple word score for Becky, she Jonesy'd with her own made up word (crusticle) and won!"

Jonesy'd by Mezomitch January 22, 2010

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Jones That Bitch 

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

Jones That Bitch by DankDefintions February 21, 2011