Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

jerk-sicle

When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle

Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.

by Makkie_Sakkie October 4, 2021

kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018