Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.
What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.
Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”