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Lie-Job

When somebody lies about getting past base 1
Rory: I got a blowie
Chris: Thats a lie-job mate.
by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016
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Apolo-lie

When someone says something bad about you to your face then later on comes back and apolo-lie to cover their tracks like everything is alright
by Incogkneegr0w April 10, 2020
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lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender
She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex
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Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
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Fluffer lie

A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.
The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.
by PixiePiper November 30, 2016
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Paid to lie

Hym "And not just paid to lie but paid to hint at what is actually the case, 'tell me what Iwant to hear,' read from of a script of things I've said previously, and blatantly insult and what you idiots are top stupid to understand is that he is passing off to you a joke about the inefficacy of affirmation therapy and the literal weaponization of schizophrenia as a legitimate legal or mental health tool."
by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
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Schrödinger lie

A lie, typically a boast or hyperbole, that can be played of as a joke. Depending on if the audience believes the lie, the liar decides whether or not the statement was intended to be taken seriously.
"That wasn't a joke, it was a Schrödinger lie; you really thought we would believe that."
by glorpyv December 5, 2025
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