lighting in a bottle

To be a Julio

A moment of creative brilliance thus "lighting in a bottle"

by Carlito360 January 17, 2012

Bender in a Bun

A mouth-watering, all-pork sausage, served curled in a white bun with cheese, sliced tomato, onions and ketchup.

''Nowhere does sausage anymore. I'm really craving a good meaty one''

''Nah mate, I went down to Wimpy's and had a Bender in a Bun yesterday''

by Moly&Durgs May 13, 2013

fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case

"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"

by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016

rope in a tornado

To ejaculate so intensely, the built up pressure causes one's penis to flail wildly- as would a rope if caught by a tornado.

Chris jizzed so hard, his dick was like a rope in a tornado

by Druace March 28, 2017

Trapped in a basin

That epic moment when you are about to head out with the boys, but next thing you know you're trapped in a plastic basin...

Guy 1: "Hey bro cmon we gotta go"
Guy 2: "Sure bro I'm coming... oh no, no no no not again , ahhhhhhhhh...... TRAPPED IN A BASIN!

by Bboyzxoxo January 18, 2019

Aids In A Tin

Pepsi Cherry Max!

Pepsi Cherry Max is basically Aids In A Tin

by Greg_the_Smeg July 15, 2019