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Ivan

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!
by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019
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ivan and aylin

A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin
Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
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Ivanovich

The middle name of Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev, the creator of the Periodic Table of Elements, even has an element named after him: Mendelevium
Hey! Can I used your notes on Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev? I need them to study for the Periodic Table!
by MentallyMental October 31, 2019
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Ivan’s Fook & Ankels

The worlds most beautiful and expensive fook. He can choke you with his toes and you’ll love it. His ankels are perfectly tanned.
OMG Ivan’s Fook & Ankels are sexy!!! I wanna suck them-Tien
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.
OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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Imann

A blood obsessed dangerous individual, they will seek you out in your sleep and then kidnap you. They will then proceed to slut your throat open and watch the warm blood slowly cover your entire body. They will start licking the blood from your body with their tongue while looking you right in your eyes, once she has orgasmed from licking and touching your blood she will cut open your chest and rip your heart out and keep it as a souvenir.
Inspector 1: Looks like he got stabbed.. Blood is all over the place

Inspector 2: Yup, that's a typical Imann murder..
by xXLitGenjiMain69Xx December 8, 2019
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Imann

Imann is a very dangerous individual. They will stalk you and follow you to your house and then break in a night when you are sleeping. They then will kidnap you and bring you to their cabin in the woods, where they will tie you to a bed and cut open your throat, to slowly see your body getting covered in your blood. They will lick the blood up from your body, after they have orgasmed from all the blood they will then proceed to cut open your chest and rip your heart out.
Insperctor 1: Looks like they slit open his throat, and there's blood all over the place..

Inspector 2: Yup.. Typical Imann murder..
by xXLitGenjiMain69Xx December 8, 2019
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