Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021

Dollar store

Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!

Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,

Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)

You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??

by Gary that rat November 24, 2021

Dime in a Dollar Store

Something of little value, not even worth spending a dime in a dollar store for.

You ain’t shit, you ain’t worth a dime in a dollar store…

by purplesteps May 26, 2023

Jewlery store

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.

I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.

Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.

by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by anonymous March 3, 2023

store-bought

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.

"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."

by guyish_dude June 29, 2024