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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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The Hungarian Hotbox

The Hungarian Hotbox is a perverse act usually performed on males from Hungary who possess a glass eye.
The man in question removes his glass eye and his wife farts profusely in the socket while pissing in to his mouth, he vigorously masturbates during this taking place and upon climax she pops his prosthetic eye back in and shits on his forehead.
"You see the state of Zoltan when he arrived at the office this morning, looked proper rough and I reckon he has pink eye!"

"I heard him saying his Mrs was going to give him The Hungarian Hotbox last night for his Birthday, Even his glass one gets pink eye when he receives one"
by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026
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The Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking own dick while thinking about Treaty of Trianon.
by nowis November 1, 2017
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kulcs means key in hungarian

A joke within the Source-based series/arg named INTERLOPER when they got into a dead end investigating a map
Someone: kulcs means key in hungarian
Everyone: we know, stop before we lost track of da map
by GianGood17 February 7, 2026
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hugaballoo

the smaller, finite details of a plan or course of action. All of the ins and outs of said plan.
Without going into all the hugaballoo this is -- ten years of dedication to the arts, ten years of dedication to being a homicide detective (location unknown), and then ten years dedicated to teaching high school literature (I would write my own curriculum).
by Frayed Ice October 16, 2005
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