tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017

Hook Bum

To shove your finger in someone’s anus in a hook shape and pull

I met up with Serina last night and gave Her a dirty hook bum

by Hookbum69 October 8, 2020

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 9, 2017

Fish Hook

It's like a right hook or a left hook, but performed with a limp open hand.

Can be improved if the hand is covered in something vile. Ex. Shit, semen ect.

Tyler hit me with the nastiest fish hook I've ever seen

by Dannyerboi August 2, 2021

Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate

by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014