Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

Pussy Hooks

A pussy hook is someone you can hit up to have sex with

damn, i got all dem pussy hooks brotha

by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 17, 2018

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

lunch hooks

Long azz fingernails!

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!

by A DeMartini May 11, 2021

chin hook

A game you play when you attempt to hook your chin to your partners ball sac. Also known as Pirates Cock Eye as you normally end up with a cock in your eye.

Chris chin hooked this guy and got jizz in his left eye!

by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020

Snatch Hook

the use of a curved fire poker to hook a girl by the pussy to bring her to the meat shaft.

Nick: last night I used the Sara Snatch Hook to get her on my cock. Works every time.

by tsl18 June 09, 2020

Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

by Gazyoofder July 08, 2020