uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

play the hamonica

A way of saying, how about giving me a blow job.

Hey honey you want to play hide the bologna or play the hamonica?

by Batman's world March 12, 2023

Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

done a Hasan

Done a Hasan is a derogatory term commonly used in Sydney Australia, when one has F**ked something up. Doing a Hasan is often inferred to make a catastrophic F-up downplayed and humorous.

"you burnt the toast"- "Sorry I done a Hasan on that one"
*gets hit by car- "I done a real Hasan on crossing the road"

by Kayess88 November 29, 2023

Mr. Hasenour

He is sexy bald dude that everyone loves and he is always a good sport because everything about him distracts you by how sexy he is.

Person 1: I wish there was a way to get women
Person 2: Just be like Mr. Hasenour

by Man01 February 28, 2022

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022