Porcelain Handshake

Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.

I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.

by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Cinnamon Hands

The smell of your hands after you scratch your balls. Must scratch for a good 5 minutes.

You tried that didn't you?

Tanner: Hey Man, smell my hand.
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o

Tanner had cinnamon hands!

by SADXRULZ May 19, 2010

Ninja Hands

The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.

Erin was giving Matt Ninja Hands all night long.

by DJ DNA December 14, 2010

Party Hands

When you play so much Mario Party with your bros that you get blisters on the palms of your hands.

Chris: Dude what's wrong with your hands?

Alex: Bro I've just been playing Mario Party 1 for the last week straight. Shit gives you party hands, bro

by THEdickhatch June 17, 2014

nebraskan man hands

Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy

1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.

example:

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.

Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!

Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?

Amy: Why, sure!

Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...

Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!

Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!

by Nebraskan Ass Kicker June 11, 2013

gay hands

The way in which gay men move their hands to point out something, or just to simpley provide emphasis for whatever the happen to be talking about. A flashy and girly way the hands of a gay male move whenever they are talking.

Tom: I think Rob's gay. When he was picking out movies at the video store, he was using his gay hands. That's a sure sign!

by WiseOldGrunt January 13, 2008