by Brody Denis May 19, 2007
Get the ham and cheesedmug. a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009
Get the Ham Walletmug. A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.
by J Dank June 9, 2005
Get the ham sandwhichmug. by B to the ill August 23, 2008
Get the Ham Walletmug. There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010
Get the Juicing a Hammug. Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
by Zant June 17, 2008
Get the Ham Clammug. Steven: My fanny is sore 'cause of the ham in my trunk last night
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!
by Joepasaurus April 2, 2008
Get the Ham in the Trunkmug.