hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Hobo'd

To get so drunk you lose your shoe, end up with another persons shirt, pass out on the ground covering up with a newspaper, wake up smelling like piss, shit, and vomit. Basically getting really drunk

I had a horrible day at work, I'm getting Hobo'd tonight!

by THEchrisbritt August 31, 2013

hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk

while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.

by ashlee l. September 11, 2013

hobo lifestyle

Living without shaving and showering as little as possible. By the end of living it you look and smell like a hobo

Peter hasn't been shaving or showering for days. he's been living the hobo lifestyle

by tehworder September 17, 2013

hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.

"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"

by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013

Hobo niche

Small section of space where a person with no permanent residence is temporarily squatting.

We have a homeless friend staying under the stairs in the hobo niche.

by RainbowTaaiilll November 16, 2013

hobo blower

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.

Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.

by azazel April 23, 2014