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Third Hat

Having lots of background experience in a particular subject. Usually a term abused by ignorant and cocky fucktards.
As faggot ass Moy says:

"You gotta know your networking, how to hump a telephone pole, and feed a fish to a walrus... All I'm saying is that you have to wear your Third Hat... and I know you kids these days just don't have it."

"My son is a straight-A student in Notre Dame, he really flashes his third hat man."

"I think my cock is big because I'm wearing my Third Hat."

"Moy is a faggot."
by Negger March 5, 2004
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Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.
"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"
by mokershipping March 19, 2011
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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011
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Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.
Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.
by scruffystuff September 21, 2011
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hat hole

"Stop being such a hat hole, Victor"
by lsaero August 4, 2005
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Mario Hat

A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.
Look, that dude is driving a mario hat.
Mario is wearing a dodge magnum.
by bigdaddy2047 April 16, 2008
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Wus Hat

a wus hat is when you get a stuffed animal taped to your head and have to wear it for an extended period of time because you are a real big wus.

First introduced and coined in 1991 in Episode 9 of Salute Your Shorts when Budnick placed Harry the Hippo on Michael's head in the nurse's office because he was being a real bitch.
This guy is a pussy, let's give him a wus hat.
by Budnick's Mullet February 1, 2009
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