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ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)
LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!
by Utonduragu June 16, 2008
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Blind Guardian

a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.

nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.
random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass

a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween
by winterheart May 16, 2014
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Insecurity guard

A private sector security personnel/ door supervisor (bouncer) who feels inadequate about his life choices and bullies the clientele/ customers he's contracted to supervise. Normally on their 200th cycle of anabolic steroids.

Inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence
Dude 1: did you see the way he restrained and choked that guy!?

Dude 2: all he did was take his top off
Dude 3: yeah he's an insecurity guard, they're always showing off
by Pancetta February 11, 2017
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Let His Guard Down

Mark Sanford "Let His Guard Down" with several women, but never all the way down with any women other than his mistress in Argentina.
by NickStone June 30, 2009
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guardian angel

it’s okay to be sad, but no worries, you have jungkook as your guardian angel !
by cuddledkoo September 18, 2020
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Elite Guard

Another fucking idiot associated with wordMaarlo/word
Elite Guard: Your all banned
Admin: Shutup n00b
Maarlo: BANNED!#$! OMFG!#$!
by n00bs July 13, 2003
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Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

Part 3

…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen…

… Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind …

---Met-Rx Protein Shake with Whole Milk - - - 16 Ounces - - - 200 + 300 = 500 Calories
---Weight Watchers - - Chicken Enchiladas Monterey - - - 310 Calories
---Enzyme, Changes your DNA - - - Met-Rx Bandits
---You got the Enzyme Soul Mind
---God/Devil Enzyme - - Guard it with Your Life !!
---God/Devil Secret – Soul Mind Wakes Up !!!
---On this trashy little trampy earth + + trashy little trampy ruse world + + trashy little trampy planet + + trashy little trampy earth mind + + trashy little trampy (anything), trashy little trampy ruse life + + ruse life + + trashy little trampy ruse path
---YOUR IN HEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!! YOUR IN HEEEEEEELLLLLLL Soul Mind!!!!
---They’ll - ( Trick Ruses ) - be shacking up with the Devil, on His Devil’s Thrown - - Devil’s Thrown Hello - - to shack up with
---11th Floor + + Trick Ruses Sexually Harassing a Silent Ruse !!
---13th Floor Massacre
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS!!!!

---Gods of Mass Destruction +++ GOMD
---Scapegoat
---The 11th Floor is on the Wall of Shame for what the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses did to the Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor
---Shun
---Following One’s Memory
---Lame Trick Ruses
---Exfoliate
---Jibber Jabber
---Hexagonal Diamond
---Hex A Gone Anal - - Die Man !!!
---Adam and Eve
---Elizabeth + 22
---Explosive Diarrhea
---Tuesday Thursday Power
---Life Coincidence
---Obstacle Life Coincidence
---Pussy = Power
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS !!!
---Loser Drunk Plagiarists
---Get Out Of My Office!!!
---Laid Off
---PWND
---Shun
---11th Floor + + + 13th Floor = = = HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! !!!!!
---Plagiarism +++ Wall of Shame
---Stalker Vagabond Hermit
---Greek Yogurt
---Nightwish
---Adam and Eve
---Ruse Fate – Ruse Life – Ruse Voice
---This That and The Other
---I gave Birth to ALL your Fears!!
---Silent Ruse gave Birth to the Trick Ruses’ Fears
---“Intercourse With The Vampyre” – “The Rape of Maude Bowen” - - Inkubus Sukkubus
---ALL OF THIS IS “NONSENSE BLATHER” // BLATHERSKITE // BLTHRSKT - - - AUTHOR BLTHRSKT <-<<<-- Silent Ruse
---All the above names and addresses have been changed to protect the Innocent!!!
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God
by blthrskt December 17, 2009
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