guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.

"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"

by Legsman February 10, 2010

guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 9, 2010

Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst

When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.

by Liberal Digger June 21, 2011

guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.

Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"

by the new michael bay April 3, 2015

Guardtard

A person who cries about everything constantly, who gets so butthurt they wish death on all their online foes.

He went full blown guardtard.

by Pseudodame October 21, 2016

Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.

Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.

by Guardwhore January 30, 2017

Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017