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Changbin: I love you, Greg.
Stays: all of a sudden my name's greg
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Greg

Samwiz1 on youtube has been looking for greg on hightower servers ever since
Greg is said to be still not found to this day.
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Gregging

The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!
by Jiyoshiyu May 23, 2023
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Gay Greg

Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.

This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.

Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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Greg

Shit at every champ apart from fucking zed and yas
Greg- Im PRo
EVERY CHAD: YOUR TOILET WATER
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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG
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Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.
I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work
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