Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024

Feeding popcorn to goats

Something that is useless and time consuming for an admiration that won't last long.

Him waiting for the guard to do something was like feeding popcorn to goats !!

by EnTheSixFootNonchalantAuthor December 31, 2025

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

I did the bads and got the goods

When someone who is trying to stop smoking weed during the week, caves and ends up buying an eighth on Tuesday. They feel bad for what they did, but now they have the goods.

When she asked me if I was successful in my goal to stop smoking weed during the week, I simply replied with "I did the bads and got the goods". She already knew.

by GlazeHer March 24, 2026

Mrs. Goodstien

LDMS Reading teacher, she is a rat mixed with Cleopatra. Her favorite students in second period is Colin, Luca, Cole Patrick and John. When u say " it do be" her horny corny mind comes alive. She tells patrick to get out of the class room so she can make out with him because he's so hot ;0

Mrs. Goodstien loves rat b\kak

by hmd;kcshdldhd;oh April 29, 2019