A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
Get the Goobermug. at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
Get the grungeny goobermug. 
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
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I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
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I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
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by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
Get the Super Goober Glabbymug. Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. 1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.
by anonymous October 7, 2022
Get the goofy goobermug. 