google intelligence

When a person relies on google as their complete resource for everything. Someone of usually no intelligence can pretend they know things just by using google.

Chris is only limited to google intelligence, he doesn't really know much about anything.

by Martin G January 22, 2006

Mr. Google

Used to anthropromorphize the popular search engine.

1. Hey, how should I know who Morphine's singer was...ask Mr Google.
2. Lemme ask Mr. Google where the nearest pizza place is.

by Scott Mansfield December 21, 2008

Google Wank

Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!

I had a google wank over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today

by Kingy January 20, 2004

google stalk

search for facts/information about someone by looking up their name, address and any other known facts on google

I spent all day google stalking our new neighbours - the one downstairs runs a record company from home

by pop-pom December 7, 2006

Google Amnesia

When you go to do a google search on something, but forget what you were going to search for at the last minute.

I was going to buy my freind a gift online, but I got google amnesia and now I am staring at the screen awkwardly

by fighter2650 October 12, 2011

google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

Google Brain

A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.

Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"

Guy 2: "Well I put A."

Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."

Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010