fender bender

idiot with no driving skills, no license no life and no social skills

probably a woman

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

fundraising terrorist

a person involved in a fundraiser who continuously hounds his or her friends and family until they have successfully convinced them to donate their money. this continues until those involved refuse to leave their homes or answer their phones in fear of more financial loss.

friend 1: "dude, you haven't left your house in 3 days"
friend 2: "i can't risk going outside. there's a fundraising terrorist on the loose, and i don't get paid for another week."

by anthubc2010-fundraisingterror October 9, 2010

foundered

Northern Irish term for tired out, knackered.

I've been going since dawn and I'm foundered

by AidanG September 6, 2005

Fender

a new slang word that means - a movie.

Lola: I am in the mood to just put on a robe and snuggle up to a nice and long fender.
Nicolette: OMG! You are sooo right, lets do it.

by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

Fact finder

Device to be utilized the day after consuming massive amounts of christmas crack, potato vodka, or kangarilla road. It may give the person insight as to what the hell happened the night before.

Dude, I gotta check my fact finder cuz I have no effin idea where my car is and what happened after 10 pm...

by Good Girls Do... April 25, 2008

Fender

Synonym for booty

Mike my be ugly, but he gets his hands on more fender than a body shop!

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004